me: *thinking about getting a really hot summer beach bod, eating clean, and working out
me: *hears ice cream man
me: *ninja kicks bedroom door open, runs to sofa cushion for random change, finds cheeto instead, bribes ice cream man with said cheeto, gets ice cream, inhales that shit, returns to tumblr*
me: like oMfg it's rlly not fair, I try so hard to lose weight omfG